robo bandito

For all you evil doers with submarines. I present the weldor bot unlike human divers this weldor bot is made of wood and therefore impervious to the great depths of the sea and unlike human goons he is easily repaired and he doesn’t get electrocuted. Useful for welding those crack when your clod of a submarine captain you hired from the evil henchmen agency rams your sub into a reef you just toss out this useful guy and he will weld up your damaged hull thus saving expensive personnel for less delicate tasks!

I wish I had one of these. Nothing more frusterating than sitting down only to realize you aren’t quite prepared for the business at hand.

Lumber-Bot

This unfortunate fellow is consigned to a life of cutting down his own kind, programmed to be a Lumber-Bot! He grew a beard shortly after a “chop-chip” was inserted into his motherboard. The beard was not part of the programming, merely a side-effect. Some of the good stuff just seems to come out while I’m supposed to be paying close attention in class…